Jack Harkness is probably the reason why bilateral symmetry is the template for all intelligent lifeforms in this series’ universe.
Please tell me I wasn’t the only one making this theory while watching Utopia in Season 3.
Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
d’you think that sometimes when clint gets stuck in some bickering match with tony he just subtly takes his hearing aids out? like he’s sitting there nodding while tony gestures emphatically and makes all his elaborate snarky comments, waiting to see how long it’ll take tony to notice.
maybe he does it in meetings or whatever too. things get boring and he palms his hearing aids like he’s doing a magic trick and now he can just doze while whatever explanation or reprimand from fury carries on around him.
he’s probably got a prearranged hand signal with natasha so he knows when he’s supposed to put them back in, or at least when he needs to pretend like he’s engaged with a nod and a “yes, sir, absolutely!” whenever natasha tugs on her ear.
"you don’t do that when i’m talking do you?" steve asks him.
"course not," clint says, hoping to god he’s not gonna need to prove it by recalling whatever steve was telling him about watercolours last week.
bucky barnes accidentally tearing doors off their hinges, discretely wedging them back into place and hoping nobody notices
are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son
Whoops my hand slipped
I’ve come to realize my actions were inappropriate, and I apologize for putting salt in an open wound.
Okay, but seriously, did Fury choose the song that was playing in Steve’s apartment when he got there? Because if you listen to the song, It’s Been a Long Long Time (which I’ve done a lot, because of reasons) and to the lyrics, it hurts a lot.
Kiss me once and kiss me twice
Then kiss me once again
It’s been a long, long time
Haven’t felt like this, my dear
Since I can’t remember when
It’s been a long, long time
Listen to the version that was used in the movie here.
This was a song that was super popular in 1945. This totally could have been a song that Steve and Peggy could have danced to.
And if you look beyond that, and think about what the lyrics mean, ‘It’s been a long long time’ since Steve last saw Peggy, and now she’s all different, because her life went on and he stayed still and Steve wants it to be like it was in the song, the man coming home from the war, and it’s been such a long time since his girl has seen him, but now that he’s back it’s going to be okay. But it’s not.
So if Fury just hit play on Steve’s music (or whatever, I don’t know what his setup is) that means Steve listens to this song. Probably a lot.
And then cries to himself because I sure as hell would.
I just have a lot of feels, and also some word vomit, oops. Sorry.
I want John to call Sherlock “William” with all the pissy sarcasm he can muster and I want Sherlock’s response to be that of an indignant peacock.
METATRON IS EATING BREAKFAST BEHIND ME
GUYS I’M NOT KIDDING
JUST RUN YOU CAN GET BACON LATER JUST GO
I can’t believe you did that
I CAN’T BREATHE
Well…It was unexpected.